Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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