the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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