what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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