i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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