You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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