How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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