well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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