how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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