so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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