awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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