a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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