She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
