It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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