Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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