I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Enjoy the penises
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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