he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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