Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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