i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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