we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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