is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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