Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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