I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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