So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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