butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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