Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I am spending my child support on dildos
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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