i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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