I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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