Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he thought i was a dude.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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