So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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