There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We got so high we made milksteak
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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