I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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