New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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