At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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