really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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