Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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