It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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