the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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