bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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