I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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