if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize