Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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