Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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