Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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