O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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