physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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