I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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