So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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