How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
