Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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