Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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