She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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