I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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