If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
where does the pee come out of this thing
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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