So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
try to milk me bitch
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