My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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